me and my friends were drunk with my girlfriend, she went to the bathroom and left her burrito unguarded. my friend ate it. when she came back she asked "where my burrito?" *puke* right there! haha.
I went into downtown seattle with a buddy of mine, drinking bushmills, tequila and some beer, exploring the city. Well, we got hammered, smoked some herbage, and munched on some mcdonalds double cheeseburgers. Then we saw it. The strip club. So we decided to hit it, but first, I was blacking out and decided I needed to upchuck. I went into the alley by the strip club and started spewing in the alley, and all these strippers were walking by and getting grossed out.
So we went inside, haha, and some bouncer came up to me and said "Heard you could use this" and handed me a glass of water. And being in my drunk ass state, I instantly get lured to the back by one of the whores for a lapdance. I think I really got ripped off for money by her, she was just like emptying my pockets for money haha.
All I really remember was the bouncer walking by yelling "WATCH YOUR HANDS" at me. haha. Woke up the next morning, hangover cure = valium and xanax, went to work, took a nice nap on the clock.
Good time.
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Oh man this one night I got way ahead of my self. 13 shots withing an hour. I dont remember most of the night, except pissing on Burger King and yelling at the guy in the drive through bout how he looked weird.
I once started drinking at 9:30 PM, blacked out by 11:00 PM. I had random flashes of memory; like asking for a br0 to get my blanket I had in the car (house was cold as fuck, and I obv. wasn't driving home), and I remember eating a bag of Doritos, eating every single one, then puking them back into the bag.
I woke up the next day under a futon, covered in my own vomit. Shit was so cash.
One time I got so smashed I threw up all over my friends bathroom for an hour... Noodles and Roast beef apparently don't digest after like 5 hours. Well all the shots of vodka I took I don't remember how much I had. Also had some green stuff that tasted like jello but Idk what it was then I woke up in my friends parents bed with one of those headlight things on my head and his sister waking me up at 6am. Now that shit was cash.
I dont drink, btw turn off the captcha on comments, its annoying
ReplyDeleteI don't drink either :/. I'm boring in that regard, although it's always fun to mess with those who are drunk while being sober yourself.
ReplyDeleteOne of my dorm mates once attempted to dry his hands with our hand dryer while drunk off his rocker, it took him 15 minutes.
Once I was so drunk on the beach I actually swam out to a passing boat and got on board. The look on that old man's face was priceless.
ReplyDeleteme and my friends were drunk with my girlfriend, she went to the bathroom and left her burrito unguarded.
ReplyDeletemy friend ate it.
when she came back she asked "where my burrito?"
*puke*
right there! haha.
I went into downtown seattle with a buddy of mine, drinking bushmills, tequila and some beer, exploring the city. Well, we got hammered, smoked some herbage, and munched on some mcdonalds double cheeseburgers. Then we saw it. The strip club. So we decided to hit it, but first, I was blacking out and decided I needed to upchuck. I went into the alley by the strip club and started spewing in the alley, and all these strippers were walking by and getting grossed out.
ReplyDeleteSo we went inside, haha, and some bouncer came up to me and said "Heard you could use this" and handed me a glass of water. And being in my drunk ass state, I instantly get lured to the back by one of the whores for a lapdance. I think I really got ripped off for money by her, she was just like emptying my pockets for money haha.
All I really remember was the bouncer walking by yelling "WATCH YOUR HANDS" at me. haha. Woke up the next morning, hangover cure = valium and xanax, went to work, took a nice nap on the clock.
Good time.
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Oh man this one night I got way ahead of my self. 13 shots withing an hour. I dont remember most of the night, except pissing on Burger King and yelling at the guy in the drive through bout how he looked weird.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I can't even stand bear ever since I got blasted off of it.
ReplyDeleteI drink.
ReplyDeleteI once started drinking at 9:30 PM, blacked out by 11:00 PM. I had random flashes of memory; like asking for a br0 to get my blanket I had in the car (house was cold as fuck, and I obv. wasn't driving home), and I remember eating a bag of Doritos, eating every single one, then puking them back into the bag.
ReplyDeleteI woke up the next day under a futon, covered in my own vomit. Shit was so cash.
One time I got so smashed I threw up all over my friends bathroom for an hour... Noodles and Roast beef apparently don't digest after like 5 hours. Well all the shots of vodka I took I don't remember how much I had. Also had some green stuff that tasted like jello but Idk what it was then I woke up in my friends parents bed with one of those headlight things on my head and his sister waking me up at 6am. Now that shit was cash.
ReplyDeleteFirst time drinking, threw up for 8 straight hours then blacked out.
ReplyDeleteI would totally get high with you dawg XD
ReplyDeletei was recently diagnosed with a chronic and incurable illness that will prevent me from ever becoming drunk again.
ReplyDeletei guess i can just read these stories.